DEFENSIVE MILITARY OPERATIONS - NEUTRAL ZONE

The citizens of our country, frightened by the extreme aggressive play of a certain player who has taken over almost all of Europe, complain to our newspaper that the government is not reassuring its citizens.

Specifically, a citizen told us that there is talk of closing the accounts, leaving the game, and letting him play alone. He also told us that in the end there will be only five players left to play the game with what this implies for the success of the game.

Our newspaper contacted the government and sources close to the president leaked his intention to finance defensive military operations for the creation of a neutral zone on our northern borders in North Macedonia, Albania and Bulgaria.

We were also told that there will be a presidential address to the people to emphasize the purely Defense nature of the operations and to reassure our citizens.